so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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