you guys were way drunker than both of me
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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