In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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