No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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