All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i am craving dick and cupcakes
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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