Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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