the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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