i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
