im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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