your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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