so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
After tacos, we're chasing women.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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