theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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