Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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