is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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