drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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