Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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