Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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