Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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