I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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