How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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