What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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