Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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