3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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