I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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