Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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