small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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