think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
tell your sister to shave her snatch
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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