I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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