it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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