the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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