Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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