I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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