fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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