I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
