the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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