yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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