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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Let's paint friendship bongs
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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