Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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