I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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