I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
