It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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