You can't motorboat a personality
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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