if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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