Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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