There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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