Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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