I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
i've created a new STD.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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