Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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