Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Randomize
