she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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