Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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