that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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