It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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