i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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